Oral Orientations

Waterside Condo is not beside any waterbody.

Catherine was holding on to my mounting boards (A1 Charcoal Black) which she had previously bought for the entire class. She said that she had no engagements today so I decided to collect the boards from her 'dungeon-cellar' cum storeroom which is coincidentally undergoing renovation.
Since this is my first visit to her swanky condominium, I had some trouble locating the place even though she had given me a thorough and detailed instruction. (Probably due to the fact that I had forgotten half of it and I left the scribbled notes at home) So I was wondering around the Geylang River, when I decided to follow Mr Tay's (Drawing class tutor) sagely advice, "A person who asks for directions will never need a map" or something like that.
I saw a jogger passing by and inquired about the correct way to Waterside Condo. He gave me the finger and resumed his jogging. (Of course this is just a farce concocted to add a certain 'shock value' into my post. A desperate attempt, no doubt) The finger was, duh pointing towards the area where I would find Waterside.
Blissfully I walked a blistering distance towards the affirmed direction only to painfully discover later that the building he claimed was Waterside turned out to be Waterplace. So the moral of the story kids, is that when you ask for directions, select a suitable candidate with a credible, intelligent outlook.

PS: Referring to the post, ASKme.com I finally understand why people keep asking me for directions. :P HA ha ha

To read my previous post, click ASkme.